Takashi Miike
9:21 Sat Oct 22
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I saw him a few years ago at the ITV studios, I was there for an audition for The Chase. he was at a casting for Planet Of The Apes 2
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Mike Oxsaw
9:16 Sat Oct 22
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The cunt.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:16 Sat Oct 22
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In fact, I think there used to be a "Worshipful Company of Tarmacadam Applicationists" under the City & Guilds Institution of London. He's dragged them, too, into disrepute
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Mike Oxsaw
9:12 Sat Oct 22
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Cunt gives a bad name to road surfaces the world over.
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Takashi Miike
9:09 Sat Oct 22
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chest tarmaccing gorilla cunt
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Mike Oxsaw
7:19 Sat Oct 22
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London zoo got it right when their monkey broke free. Any chance they do contract jobs?
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Stranded
7:08 Sat Oct 22
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If we renamed it the diarrhoea sprayers stadium we'd never get the cunt out of there.
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DukeofDevo
7:06 Sat Oct 22
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He seems to be more bitter than Allardyce towards us!
Strange chap obviously got issues!
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Gavros
7:04 Sat Oct 22
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Apparently on BEIN sports said "and it's over to the taxpayers stadium"
Got to live this cunt.
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hammerromford
8:38 Wed Mar 16
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I wonder if he moults in the summer
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Haz
8:37 Wed Mar 16
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Probably, but not if you called him a fucking APE
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hammerromford
8:29 Wed Mar 16
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If I called mr keys a monkey could he pull the race card?
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Russ of the BML
7:01 Wed Mar 16
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Keys is such an embarrassing gimp.
He's finally accepted that he was wrong and we were right to wish for better than Allardyce.
Yet, he still continues his argument that Allardyce did a great job.
The two are contradictory. He's a prick so he can't see it.
Just go away and die Keys.
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eusebiovic
2:13 Wed Mar 16
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Tarmacing
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tarmacing
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worm
10:26 Wed Mar 16
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Trevor B 10:21 Wed Mar 16
Trevor B 10:18 Wed Mar 16
Cheers.
She's a clever fucker
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Steve P
10:21 Wed Mar 16
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Nice. Just of for breakfast blw son.
Cheers.
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Trevor B
10:21 Wed Mar 16
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FYI
tarmacing
when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the mans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.
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Trevor B
10:18 Wed Mar 16
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Thursday, May 19
I SEE that the relic, Richard Keys, let out for the day from the Natural History Museum, believes I shouldn’t be writing this column.
We are living in an age in which if a woman wishes to tarmac roads, there is nothing to stop her. If Mr Keys thinks otherwise, he should dictate a note to his, no doubt, buxom secretary and I’ll stop the cooking and cleaning to read it.
If I don’t hear from him, I’ll assume he is tied up reading the Kenny Dalglish column. Presumably, it’s OK for Kenny to write one as he doesn’t wear a skirt (only, perhaps, a kilt from time to time!).
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3592993/Karren-Bradys-football-diary.html
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worm
10:12 Wed Mar 16
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Anyone have a link to Brady's column where she says that?
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Takashi Miike
1:29 Wed Mar 16
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I will never be able to get that image out of my mind :.(
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Gavros
1:26 Wed Mar 16
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I think its quite good, in a really ironically shit sort of way.
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